Chuckle 4299 Floppy

Chuckle 4299 Floppy

(This chuckle was sent to me in March of 2001)

~The Barber~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut but the barber refused saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you do God's work." The next morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.

A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man - you protect the public." The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.

A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment saying, "I cannot accept money from you, for you are a good man  - you serve the justice system." The next morning the barber found a dozen more lawyers waiting for a haircut.

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