Chuckle 4325

Chuckle 4325

Chuckle 66 (Sent out in Aug 2003)

(Thanks again to John and Jayne of Florence for this chuckle.)

~Bless me Father~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman_

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
woman."

  The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?"

  "Yes, Father, it is."

  

   "And who was the woman you were with?"

   "Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to
ruin her reputation."

   "Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you
may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

   "I cannot say."

   "Was it Patricia Kelly?"

   "I'll never tell."

   "Was it Liz Shannon?"

   "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

   "Was it Cathy Morgan?"

   "My lips are sealed."
  

   "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

   "Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

   The priest sighs in frustration "You're a steadfast lad,
Tommy Shaughnessy, and I admire that! But you've sinned, and you
must atone. You cannot attend church for three months.. Be off
with you now."

   Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and
whispers, "What'd you get?"

"Three months’ vacation and five good leads," says Tommy

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