Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Chuckle 4366 Classic



Chuckle 4366 Classic
Chuckle 649 (Sent out in April 2005)
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Carrie M in Sacramento CA!)

 ~Don't Mess With Grandma ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)
This is a true story.
An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!"
The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into driver's seat.  She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition.  She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing.
He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed.
If you're going to have a Senior Moment, make it a memorable one!
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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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Maxine





















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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s



































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