Chuckle 4511

Chuckle 4511

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Bev L of Mt. Vernon WA)

~ Questions for 70 Year Old Men~ Pt 1 (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

 Q:       Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them?    A:       Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q:       What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? 
 A:       Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to live.
Q:       Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible... Is that true? Where can it be found?   
A:       Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to   Egypt ...
" Q:       How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband?  
 A:       Tell him you're pregnant.
 Q:       How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?   
A:       Take off your glasses.
Q:       Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?  
 A:       Go braless. It will usually pull them out..


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Maxine

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Herman