Chuckle 4748A

Chuckle 4748A Classic

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(Charlotte P in Reeds Port OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~ Little Old Lady~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

  A tour bus driver is driving down the highway driving with a bus full of seniors, when he is tapped on the shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully accepts and munches up.  After approximate 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. 

She repeats this gesture about eight times. 

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, and she replies that because of their rotten teeth & mouth infections it is not possible for them to chew them. 

"Well, why do you buy them, then?" he asks puzzled. 

Whereupon the old lady answers, “We just love the chocolate around them." 

(Today in History Click)
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 Maxine

 Herman