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Chuckle 602 (Sent out in Feb 2005)

Dean O of Florence OR gets today’s chuckle thanks!)

~Tennessee Firewood~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and 6 Diff’s)

"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. 

The phone rings at Virgil's house. 

"Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!" 

(Who says rednecks aren't real bright??!)

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(Today in History Click)
http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history

(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
www.merriam-webster.com/word-of-the-day

(For today's Horoscope click Today's Horoscope)
http://www.prokerala.com/astrology/horoscope/

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 Maxine

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Eye exercise time; Spot the 6 diff’s