Chuckle 4794 Floppy

Chuckle 4794 Floppy

(Today’s Chuckle thanks go to Rick R of Surrey BC)

Monday, February 19, 2001 10:16 AM Subject:

~Government ~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and Herman)

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, What is politics?. Dad says, well son let me try to explain it this way. I`m the head of the family, so let’s  call me Government Your Mom, she raises and protects you, so we will call her  Justice. We`re here to take care of your needs so we will call you the  people. The nanny...we`ll consider her the working class. And your baby  brother we`ll call him the Future. Now think about that and see if that makes  sense. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad has said. Later that night he hears baby brother crying , so he gets up to check on him. He finds baby has severly soiled his diaper. So he goes to his parents room  finds mom sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her he goes to nanny's room, finding the door locked he peaks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with nanny. So he goes back to bed. The next morning he tells his dad," I think I understand politics now"." Good son. Tell me in your own words what you think  politics is all about" The little boy replies, "Well while the Government is  screwing the working class, Justice is sound asleep, the people are being  ignored and the Future is deep in shit."

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