Chuckle 4937

Chuckle 4937 Classic

Chuckle 127 (  received 2003) 

(This chuckle comes to us from Sandy Jackson of Florence, OR., Thanks Sandy!)

Note: This one has been around for a while as have a lot of others I’ve sent. Most are worth rereading again, and if it doesn’t make you chuckle or smile, say “Cheese”.  ---Jerry---

~Canadian Blonde:~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Maxine and  Herman)
 Norman and his wife live in Calgary. One  winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimeters of snow today. You must  park your car on the even numbered side of the street,  so the snow plough can get through."

   Norman's wife goes out and moves her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 centimeters of snow today. You must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plough can get through.

Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again. The next week they are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says "We are expecting 12 to 14 centimeters of snow today. You must park..........."

Then the electric power goes out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plough can get through?"

   With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

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Maxine

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Herman