Chuckle 5269

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Received in Mar. 2013

~ It’s how you cook um~ (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Cartoon )

       A cannibal went to the tribe's witch doctor. "Doc, I've been feeling lousy lately."
       "Hmmm" replied the witch doctor. "Let's review your diet. Are you eating man or animal?"
       "Doc, we're eating those Catholic missionaries that we caught last week."
       "OK, tell me how you cook them."
       "Same way as always, doc. We boil them in the big pot."
       "Hmmm," pondered the witch doctor. "Tell me more about these Catholic missionaries."
       "Well, funny thing, doc. They all look alike! They're short, fat, wear long robes, sandals, ropes for belts, and are all bald with a fringe of hair."
       "Well, that's your problem right there," responded the witch doctor. "Those guys aren't boilers!. . . They're friars!"

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