Chuckle 5414

Chuckle 5414 Classic

Chuckle 818 (Sent out in Oct 2005)

(Sunny Mary in Los Osos CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Bear~ (2nd time around) (Plus: Today in history, Word for the day, Today’s horoscope, Aunty Acid and Sign )

In this life I’m a woman... In my next life, I’d like to come back as a bear. When you’re a bear you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate... You’re supposed to eat yourself stupid... I could deal with that too.

When you’re a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you’re sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute. cuddly cubs~ I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too... I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you wiII have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP- GONNA BE A BEAR!

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