Chuckle 968

Chuckle 968
(Rich W of Scotts Valley CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~2005 Headlines~

~THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
[Imagine that!]

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
[No, really?]

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
[Now that's taking things a bit far!]

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
[Now THAT is personal!]

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
[What a guy!]

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-sos!]

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
[See if that works any better than a fair trial!]

War Dims Hope for Peace
[I can see where it might have that effect!!]

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
[You think?]

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
[Who would have thought?]

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
[They may be on to something!]


Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
[He probably IS the battery charge!]

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
[Weren't they fat enough?!]

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
[Taste like chicken?]

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

Hospitals are sued by 7 Foot Doctors
[Boy, are they tall!]

And the winner is .... Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ***

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•Today in history

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Word of the Day for Wednesday March 1, 2006
doula \DOO-luh\, noun:A woman who assists during childbirth labor and provides support to the mother, her child and the family after childbirth.

Chris Morley launched Tender Care Doula Service in Valencia, California, seven years ago to provide nonmedical postpartum care workers (or doulas) to frazzled new moms.-- Roy Huffman, "Healthy returns," Entrepreneur Magazine, February 1, 1996

Unlike midwives, who deliver babies and are licensed to perform medical tasks, labor doulas provide emotional and physical support to the laboring parents.-- Stephen L. Richmond, "One Labor-Intensive Job," Time, March 12, 2001
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)



1. Blouse is different 2. Switch is missing 3. Plant is different 4. Book is
moved 5. Rug lies flat 6. Umbrella stand is different