Chuckle 1036

Chuckle 1036
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)


~Two Short Ones~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day)

~Friendship Differences~

Friendship between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. ***
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~Trucker in Need~

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen, sweetheart, I ain't horny; I'm homesick."
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(Click Today in History and learn.)

• Today in history

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Word of the Day for Monday May 8, 2006

aspersion \uh-SPUR-zhuhn; -shuhn\, noun:1. A damaging or derogatory remark; slander.2. The act of defaming or slandering.3. A sprinkling with water, especially in religious ceremonies.

Orley had once been forced to resign from a local men's club for casting aspersions on the character of another member's wife.-- Thomas A. Underwood, Allen Tate: Orphan of the South

Its meetings were fiercely argumentative; members seemed to love nothing better than to cast aspersions on each other's intellect and class loyalty.-- Glenn Frankel, Rivonia's Children
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