Chuckle 1124

Chuckle 1124
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~Drunk in a Biker Bar~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.

Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says: "I went by your grandma's house today and I saw her in the hallway buck naked. Man, she is one fine looking woman!"

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word. His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.

The drunk leans on the table again and says: "I got it on with your grandma and she is good, the best I ever had!"

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad but the biker still says nothing.

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says, "I'll tell you something else, boy, your grandma liked it!"

At this point the biker stands up, takes the drunk by the shoulders looks him square in the eyes and says...........

"Grandpa .. Go home, you're drunk


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• Today in history
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Word of the Day for Saturday August 5, 2006

sough \SAU; SUHF\, intransitive verb:1. To make a soft, low sighing or rustling sound, as the wind. Noun:1. A soft, low rustling or sighing sound.

At a recent visit to Marsha's grave in Rathdrum, as the wind soughed through the towering pines nearby, Marsha's brother Pat left a silk bluebird by her headstone to honor her love of the outdoors.-- David Whitman, "Fields of Fire", U.S. News & World Report, September 3, 2001

In the dark of winter, tin roofs sough with rain.-- Les A. Murray, "Driving Through Sawmill Towns"

This voice she hears in the fields, in the sough of the wind among the trees, when measured and distant sounds fall upon her ears.-- Ernest Renan, The Poetry of the Celtic Races

Gunfire, cannonade, and the weeping of bereft wives and mothers might fill the air of the disunited states, but the dominant sound in greater Manhattan would be the cheerful sough of money changing hands.-- Bill Kauffman, "The Blue, The Gray, and Gotham", American Enterprise, July 2000
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below)