Chuckle 1167

Chuckle 1167
(Joyce K of Queen Creek AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Doctor Doctor~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

"Come now," coaxed the doctor, "You’ve been seeing me for years!
There's nothing you can't tell me."

"This one's kind of strange..."

"Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.

"Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies."

"I see." "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl."

"That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!" she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!"

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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(Ready for this?)
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(I'm warning you.....)
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(Still not too late....delete now!)
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"You're simply going through the change! ***
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