Chuckle 1175

Chuckle 1175
(Phyllis and Chet S of Pasadena CA of get today's chuckle thanks!)


~My 5 New Boyfriends! ~

I am seeing five gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see John.

Then Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.

When he leaves, Art Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.

After such a busy day, I’m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.

What a life!

Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.

P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should be thinking of the hereafter. I told him: "Oh, I do it all the time. No matter where I am in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself:

"Now, what am I here after?"

'' What a Wonderful Day to be Alive ‘‘ ***
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~Magic Mirror~

I'm trying to find out which Wal-Mart sells this mirror!!!

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