Chuckle 1212

Chuckle 1212
(GGBG of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Ultimate Female Chuckle~
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(It has long been contended that there are male chuckles and there are female chuckles, and there are unisex chuckles. Here is a chuckle I consider a true female chuckle. I offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it and men will pass it along to a woman who will love it.) ---GGBG---

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00...... on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said...."Clean my house."

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