Chuckle 1248

Chuckle 1248
(Today's chuckle thanks go to GGBG of Florence OR!)



~Child Birth~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Should children witness child birth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place......... smack his fanny again. ***

If you didn't laugh on this one, there's no help for you!


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12. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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