Chuckle 1249

Chuckle 1249
(Bev L of Florence OR gets todays chuckle thanks!)


~Newfie Medical Dictionary~
(Those poor 'Newfies' up in Canada, really take a beating. Got this from my brother today. ---Bev---)

(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Artery....................... The study of paintings
Bacteria..................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium.......................What doctors do when patients die
Benign........................What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section......A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan......................Searching for Kitty
Cauterize................... Made eye contact with her
Colic.......................... A sheep dog
Coma...........................A punctuation mark
Dilate...........................To live long
Enema.........................Not a friend
Fester..........................Quicker than someone else
Fibula..........................A small lie
Impotent.....................Distinguished, well known Labour
Pain.............................Getting hurt at work Medical
Staff.............................A Doctor's cane
Morbid........................A higher offer
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates
Node........................... I knew it
Outpatient...................A person who has fainted
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis Post
Operative................. ..A letter carrier Recovery
Room......................... Place to do upholstery
Rectum.......................Nearly killed him
Secretion....................Hiding something
Seizure.......................Roman emperor
Tablet.........................A small table Terminal
Illness........................Getting sick at the airport
Tumor....................... One plus one more
Urine..........................Opposite of you're out ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

13. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
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