Chuckle 1281

Chuckle 1281
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA!)


~The Best Blonde Chuckle of Last Year~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.

She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!" My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." ***
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~Dangerous Compliment ~

A woman, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to her husband, "I look horrible. I feel fat and ugly. Pay me a compliment."

The husband replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect". He can't remember what happened after that. ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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(An Old Farmer's Daily Advice.)

* The best sermons are lived, not preached.

* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)