Chuckle 1270

Chuckle 1271
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)

Charles M of Bradenton FL has a farmer friend who loves to give him
Will Rogers' kind of advice. This will replace Steven Wright's gem for the day. Thanks Charles!


~Hunting~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?" ***

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(An Old Farmer's Daily Advice.)

* Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.
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