Chuckle 1267

Chuckle 1267
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Marlene W of Florence OR!)

~Man of the House~ (2nd time around)
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A husband, who had just finished reading a book titled I AM MAN OF THE HOUSE, stormed into the kitchen, and walked directly up to his wife.

Pointing his finger DIRECTLY in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law!

"You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight," he continued, "and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert."

"Then," he persisted, "after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair."

His wife replied, "The funeral director would be my guess!" ***

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