Chuckle 1261

Chuckle 1261
(Today's chuckle thanks go to George H of Florence OR!)

~Get Well Soon~
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A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence:

"Get well quick..... From the nurse you gave a Ticket to last week." ***


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25. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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