Chuckle 1256

Chuckle 1256
(Dean O of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Blonde Guy~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.

"What's up?" he says.

"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his
4-year-old son comes up and says "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"

The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.

"You rotten S.O.B.," says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"


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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

20. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)