Chuckle 1254

Chuckle 1254
(George H and Sandy J both of Florence OR get today's chuckle thanks!)


~All Girls Biker Bar~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds
his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for
a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times. ***


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18. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)