Chuckle 1252

Chuckle 1252
(Rick R of Surrey gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Who's Going to Pay~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, "Do you have health insurance?" He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?" He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied "Send the bill to my brother-in-law." ***


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(Word for the Day)
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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

16. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)