Chuckle 1270

Chuckle 1270
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~Ducks in Heaven~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Three guys die together and go to heaven. ..St. Peter says, " We only have one rule, don't step on the ducks as they are God's favorite creation."
They enter heaven and see ducks everywhere, and it's almost impossible not to step on a duck. The first guy accidentally steps on one, and soon here comes St. Peter with the biggest ugliest woman he'd ever seen. St. Peter chained them together and says, "Your punishment is to be chained to this ugly woman for ever."
The next day the second guy steps on a duck. Sure enough
St. Peter comes with another ugly woman and chains them together.
Seeing this the third guy is very, very careful and doesn't step on any ducks. One day St. Peter comes along with
this beautiful woman: Blond, blue-eyed, very young and very sexy .
He chains them together and leaves without a word. The man remarks "I wonder what I did to deserve this fortune?"
The Blond says "I don't know about you but I stepped on a duck." ***
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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

34. If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)