Chuckle 1269

Chuckle 1269
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)



~It's Tough Getting Old~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR!" ***

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(Steven Wright's gem for the day.)

33. Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
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