Chuckle 1283

Chuckle 1283
(I found this chuckle in my 2001 chuckle archives.)
(Dick L of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Expressions for Women on High Stress Days "~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

1. You -Off my planet. "
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your cry-baby whiny-assed opinion would be. ..?
6. I'm not crazy; I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep. "
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? ***

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(An Old Farmer's Daily Advice.)

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older & think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)