Chuckle 1389

Chuckle 1389
(Joyce K of Florence AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Killed Instantly~
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Three Kentucky Rednecks were working on an AT&T cell phone tower - Steve, Bruce and Dan. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, 'Someone should go and tell his wife.'

Dan says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, 'Where did you get that beer, Dan?'

'Steve's wife gave it to me,' Dan replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

Well, not exactly', Dan says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.' She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.'.... Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'

Rednecks Are Good At Sensitive Stuff!!! ***

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~The Idiot Report~

Number Five Idiot of 2006

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all of the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of Scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf.

He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said, "Because I don't believe you are over 21."

The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because she didn't believe him. At this point, the robber took his driver's license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk.

The clerk looked it over and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and she put the Scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license.

They arrested the robber two hours later.

This guy definitely needs a sign.
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