Chuckle 1399

Chuckle 1399
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charlotte P of North Bend OR!)

~MARRIAGE COUNSELING SOUTHERN STYLE~

(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Earl and Bubba two guys from Elmore County are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "You better think it over - women like that are hard to find."



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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Sandy J of Florence OR compiled this group of quotes from
famous people.


Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself. -Mark Twain


I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. -Winston Churchill
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)