Chuckle 1404

Chuckle 1404 Saturday, May 12, 2007
(Retha A of Richland OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Resimay ~
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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum acounting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.

Employer's response: Dear Peggy May,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check! ***


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Sandy J of Florence OR compiled this group of quotes from
famous people.

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free! -P.J O'Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. -Voltaire (1764)
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