Chuckle 1451

Chuckle 1451
(Jayne C of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~How Rubber Gloves are Made~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves you can remember this!

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" he asked.

"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!" ***

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working.

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(Word for the Day)
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Deep thoughts from Bev L of Florence OR for those who take life way too seriously:

22. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

23. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

24. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)