Chuckle 1447

Chuckle 1447
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Surely I Can't Look That Old~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "Surely I can't look that old?" well...? You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm .or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" i asked.

He answered, "In 1959. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed!

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled man asked,

"What did you teach?" ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Deep thoughts from Bev L of Florence OR for those who take life way too seriously:

10. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

11. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

12. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)