Chuckle 1437

Chuckle 1437
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Charles M of Bradenton FL!)

~What's Bothering You?~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' ***


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(Sandy J of Florence OR gets thanks for these chuckle gems)

Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder.....
"What the hell was I thinking?"
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Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)