Chuckle 1435

Chuckle 1435
(Joyce K of Florence AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Amen~
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative.

"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes.

"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do you understand all that?" Again the little boy nodded.

He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb ass is it?" Again the little boy nodded.

Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain that to your grandmother." ***

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~Goodbye Rodney~ Jayne C of Florence OR has generously offered to share this compilation of Dangerfield chuckles.


My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex; she called me from Chicago last night.

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with.

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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)