Chuckle 1426

Chuckle 1426
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Rich W of Pasa Robles CA!)

~Two Ways to Look at Things~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed. "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" said my wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?" ***



(So, you see, there really are two ways to look at everything. ---Rich---)

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Our new subject is "Not So Well Known Facts"
This series of facts was compiled and sent to us by Nadine W of Carpinteria CA (The comments are from Nadine of course!)


The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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