Chuckle 1420
Chuckle 1420
(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Pancakes ~
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Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small privates.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
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Our new subject is "Proof That the World Is Nuts"
This series of facts was compiled and sent to us by Nadine W of Carpinteria CA (The comments are from Nadine of course!)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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(Rick R of Surrey BC gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~Pancakes ~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small privates.
After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"
"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."
This email was cleaned by emailStripper, available for free from http://www.papercut.biz/emailStripper.htm
_____________________________________________________
(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
______________________________________________________
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
________________________________________________________
Our new subject is "Proof That the World Is Nuts"
This series of facts was compiled and sent to us by Nadine W of Carpinteria CA (The comments are from Nadine of course!)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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