Chuckle 1411

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Chuckle 1411
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Phyllis S of Pasadena CA!)


~The Census~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked.
When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages.

She said, "Les' see now, thare's the twins, Sally and Billy, tha're
thirty-two. And the twins, Seth & Beth, tha're twenty-six. And the twins,
Penny and Jenny, tha're twenty-four . "

"Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins EVERY time?"
The woman answered, " Heck no, there were hundruds an huhdruds of
times we didn't get nothin." ***

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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Yuma's own Rich C compiled this collection of blonde stories. He calls
the compilation "7degrees of Blonde."

SECOND DEGREE:

Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde handed her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You dummy, it's me!" ***
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)