Chuckle 1406

Chuckle 1406 Monday, May 14, 2007
(George H of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Bull Pills~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A farmer in Culpeper, VA went to the local branch of Wachovia Bank to Borrow money for a new bull. The loan was made and Banker Bill, who lent the money, came by a week later to see how the bull was doing.

The farmer complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. Banker Bill suggested that he have a veterinarian take a Look at the bull.

Next week Banker Bill returned to see if the vet had helped.

The farmer looked very pleased. "The bull has serviced all of my cows! He even broke through the fence, and serviced all my neighbor's cows! He's been servicing just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"

"Wow," said Banker Bill, "what did the vet do to that bull?"

"Just gave him some pills," replied the farmer.

"What kind of pills?" asked Banker Bill.

"I don't know, but they kind of taste like peppermint." ***


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Sandy J of Florence OR compiled this group of quotes from
famous people.

Talk is cheap...except when Congress does it. -Unknown

The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other. -Ronald Reagan
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