Chuckle 1410

Chuckle 1410
(Lora S of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~For All You Golfers~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Ed and Dorothy met while on vacation, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.

"It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed said "I eat, sleep, and breathe golf, so if that's a problem, you'd better say so now. "

"Dorothy responded, "Well, if we're being totally honest with each other- here goes -I'm a hooker."

"I see," Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off. ***


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Yuma's own Rich C compiled this collection of blonde stories. He calls
the compilation "7 Degrees of Blonde."

FIRST DEGREE:

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
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