Chuckle 1414

Chuckle 1414
(Rich W of Pasa Robles CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~50th Wedding Anniversary~
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

At the church's husband's marriage seminar, the Priest asked Luigi, on his upcoming 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.

Luigi replied to the audience "Well, I'v-a tried to treat-a her well, spend-a the money on her, but-a, da best-a is-a dat I took her to Italy for the 20th-a anniversary!

The Priest immediately commented, "Luigi, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell the audience what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary..." Lugi proudly replied, "I'm-a gonna go an-a pick her up from Italy and bring her back." ***

(Note; This one reminds me of the guy who left his wife in China, Hum!) ---Jerry---


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(Word for the Day)
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Yuma's own Rich C compiled this collection of blonde stories. He calls
the compilation "7degrees of Blonde."

FIFTH DEGREE:

What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

"Is it mine?"
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