Chuckle 1413

Chuckle 1413
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Dean O of Florence OR!)

~Lamaze Class~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand. "Yes?" replied the teacher. "Is it all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?" ***

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Yuma's own Rich C compiled this collection of blonde stories. He calls
the compilation "7degrees of Blonde."


FOURTH DEGREE:

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."

A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"

The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)