Chuckle 1415

Chuckle 1415
(Today's chuckle thanks go to Retha A of Richland OR!)

~State Employee~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)


A cocky State Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road." The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field." The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State Government to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land." So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the State Highways employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the employee at every step!!

The old farmer called out, "Show him your card!!"

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. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Yuma's own Rich C compiled this collection of blonde stories. He calls
the compilation "7 Degrees of Blonde."

SIXTH DEGREE:

Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware"
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)