Chuckle 1425

Chuckle 1425
(Retha A of Richland OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Truly a Texan~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

...... A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said," Please don't jump; think of your dear mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."

She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."

She said, "Well, think of the Alamo."

He replied, ''What's the Alamo?''

She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb Ass Yankee

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Our new subject is "Not So Well Known Facts"
This series of facts was compiled and sent to us by Nadine W of Carpinteria CA (The comments are from Nadine of course!)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)