Chuckle 1422

Chuckle 1422
(Phyllis H of Carpinteria CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~Have You Ever~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking; "Surely I can't look that old?"

Well... You'll love this one!

I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago.

Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then??

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. Hmmm or could he???

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.

"Yes. Yes, i did. I'm a pirate," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1972. Why do you ask?"

"you were in my class!" I exclaimed!.

He looked at me closely.

Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, balding son-of-a-b!+@# asked,

"WHAT DID YOU TEACH?" ***

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Our new subject is "Proof That the World Is Nuts"
This series of facts was compiled and sent to us by Nadine W of Carpinteria CA (The comments are from Nadine of course!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores


(But of course!)
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In Cali, Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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