Chuckle 1430

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Chuckle 1430
(Sandy J of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)



~Hip Surgery~ (2nd time around)
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Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following day.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for a month from then. Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever. The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet. ***

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~Goodbye Rodney~ Jayne C of Florence OR has generously offered to share this compilation of Dangerfield chuckles.

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.
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