Chuckle 1428

Chuckle 1428
(Phyllis S of Pasadena CA gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Learn Chinese Phrases~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

(Before leaving on a tour of China you should learn a few phrases
in Chinese.) It helps to say them aloud!

ENGLISH WAY CHINESE WAY

That's not right. Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP. Kum Hia Nao
Small horse. Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift. Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. Wao So Dim
I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Staying out of sight. Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive. Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great! Su Pah
What's up! Wa Sa Pen Ing
For losers who didn't get it. Yu dum

I'm sure these will come in handy! ---Phyllis---

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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
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~Goodbye Rodney~ Jayne C of Florence OR has generously offered to share this compilation of Dangerfield chuckles.

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips. Yet she won't drink from my glass!
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