Chucke 1470

Chuckle 1470
(Joyce K of Florence AZ gets today's chuckle thanks!)

~The Puzzle~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History and Word for the Day.)

A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."

Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

So, her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, and then looked at the box.

He then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do we are not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then," he sighed....


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"We'll put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box." ***


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~Willie F of Sacramento CA sent this list of things to think about! ~
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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