Chucke 1531

Chuckle 1531
(Marlene W of Florence OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)


~Poof, the Light Goes Off~ (2nd time around)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)

A 76-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?'

Harry replies, 'God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, 'poof!' the light goes on. When I'm done, 'poof!' the light goes off.'

'Wow, that's incredible,' the doctor says. A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry's wife. 'Ethel,' he says, 'Harry is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and 'poof!' the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done, 'poof!' the light goes off?'

'Oh my God!' Ethel exclaims. 'He's pissing in the fridge again!'

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(Word for the Day)
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Rich W of Paso Robles CA gets our thanks for this compilation of quotes!

13) "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law."

--Jerry Seinfeld


14) "Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?"

--Warren Hutcherson


15) "Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same."

--Oscar Wilde
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)