Chuckle 1569
Chuckle 1569
(Retha A of Richland OR gets today's chuckle thanks!)
~The Bathtub Test~
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? ***
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(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
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(Word for the Day)
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Phyllis S of Pasadena CA shares some of her remembrances with us. How many of these do you remember?
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
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(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)
(Plus: Today in History, Word for the Day and 6 Differences.)
The Bathtub Test It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." No." said the Director,
"A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
DID YOU PASS, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? ***
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________________________________________________________
(Click Today in History and learn.)
. Today in history
______________________________________________________
(Sharpen your vocabulary by clicking Word for the Day)
(Word for the Day)
________________________________________________________
Phyllis S of Pasadena CA shares some of her remembrances with us. How many of these do you remember?
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
_______________________________________________________
(Find the 6 differences, answers below.)
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